4 Reasons you shouldn’t get high before your Brazilian Bikini Wax:

1: Many people get paranoid when they’re high & it makes our job more difficult to do when you accuse us of waxing off your lady-parts off. Believe it or not, we are not into male or female circumcisions. 

2: Your resistance is lowered. Everybody thinks getting high will make you endure the service more easily, but that is not the case. Closing the legs, grabbing the arms and screaming for Jesus seem to be common factors when you’re lying on our table savoring the effects to the Ganja. 

3: It dries out your skin. Your cotton mouth is not the only thing craving water. When your skin is dehydrated, the waxing service will hurt more and your skin will get more irritated.

4: You smell up our salon! It’s not good for business when customers think the staff is getting high at work.

Before your wax, drink lots of water and celebrate as much as you want after the service is completed!

Thank you!

Mark & M.E. Salon: Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian and The Happy Hoo-Ha