Top 10 Health Insurance Jokes

1. What's the difference between a whole life policy and a man?   A whole life policy eventually matures.

2. An insurance boss was very happy with the year's results so he said to his staff, "As you've all worked so hard this year, I'm going to give you each a check for $5,000... And if you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks!"

3. "I hope you're feeling very honored," said the businessman to the life insurance agent, "because so far this month I've had my secretary turn away eight insurance agents."  The agent smiled, "Yes I know, I called nine times."

4. My husband and I took out life insurance policies on each other...so now it's just a waiting game.

5. What’s Health Insurance?  It’s what allows people to be ill at ease.

6. You know you're getting old when... your health insurance company sends you half a calendar.

7. Needing insurance is like needing a parachute. If it isn’t there the first time, chances are you won’t be needing it again.

8. Be nice to your kids.  They will choose your nursing home.

9. The Health Insurance Agent stressed to his client “You need to know the present value of your life policies in case you should lose your husband, afterall, what would you get?” asked the agent.   The woman thought for a minute, then brightened up and said, “Probably a poodle.”

10. Health Insurance Agents never retire... they just expire.

Okay, okay we know… health insurance is no joke. In fact, it’s essential and though we don’t want to diminish the most important purchase you’ll make, we know that laughter is often the best medicine—and healthy hearts know how to have fun. So, as promised here’s your gentle reminder to laugh often because you’ll stay healthy, and with USHealth Advisors Atlanta, you won’t over pay for your coverage.